👩‍💼 Marketing Head aka
“Chief Vibes Curator”

🧠 Thinks in hashtags.
🖱️ Makes decks no one reads, but they look amazing.
📊 KPI? More like Keep Presenting Ideas.
💬 Favorite line: “Let’s make it pop!”
☕ Fueled by coffee, Canva, and chaos.
📅 Has 12 calendars, still double-books everything.
✨ Can turn a meeting into a TED Talk (whether you like it or not).

#RespectTheHustle #ButAlsoWhyAreWeHavingAnotherMeeting

🎨 Creative Director aka
“Pixel Prophet”

🧠 Thinks in mood boards and speaks fluent aesthetic.
🖌️ Gives vague feedback like “It just needs more... feeling.”
👁️ Can spot a misaligned element from 6 miles away.
🖼️ Favorite phrase: “It’s not giving.”
🫠 Sends revisions at 11:59PM — calls it “inspiration hours.”
🧢 Wears a beanie indoors. It's part of the process.
📂 Has 200 fonts but uses the same 3. Ironically.

#DesignIsLife #ButIDidn’tLikeThatFontAnyway

📋 Project Manager aka
“Deadline Whisperer”

⏰ Has a Google Sheet for everything.
📣 Says “Just checking in” more than “Hi.”
🧠 Brain runs on timelines and silent internal screaming.
📆 Lives in Trello/Asana/Notion — hasn’t seen the sun since Q1.
⚠️ Favorite threat: “I’ll make a Gantt chart about this.”
📞 Can turn “quick catch-up” into a 45-minute war briefing.
🔥 Holds the team together with duct tape and passive-aggressive reminders.

#ProjectManagingNotBabysitting #WhoMovedTheDeadlineAgain

📱 Social Media Manager aka
“Meme Sorcerer & Algorithm Fighter”

🧃Fueled by iced coffee and client approval delays.
📆 Thinks in content calendars, cries in engagement drops.
🔥 Posts at 3PM, replies to comments at 3:01PM like it’s the Olympics.
🧠 Brain contains 90% trending audio, 10% will to live.
💬 Favorite phrase: “Can we make this viral?” (Internally screams.)
📊 Analytics? Checked. Vibes? Immaculate. Sleep? Unknown.
💅 Can make a Reel in 7 minutes, takes 3 hours to caption it.

#ContentIsKing #ButTheClientChangedTheBriefAgain

🖍️ Graphic Artist aka
“Pixel Pusher Extraordinaire”

🧠 Brain says CMYK, heart says RGB.
🖌️ Has 27 layers named “Layer 1 copy final FINAL v2.psd”
🫠 Hates Comic Sans with a passion. Uses Papyrus ironically.
🖼️ Gets “Can you make the logo bigger?” as a weekly insult.
⏱️ Can design a masterpiece in 10 minutes — waits 4 hours for feedback.
💬 Favorite phrase: “Where’s the hi-res file?”
🧢 Wears headphones not for music — it’s the universal “do not disturb” sign.

#JustTrustTheProcess #FontChoiceIsPersonal

🎬 Video Editor aka
“Cut It, Sync It, Pray It Renders”

💻 Has 3 timelines open, 42 tabs, and no soul left.
🕒 “It’s a quick edit” = 12 hours, 3 mental breakdowns.
🔊 Knows 7 ways to fix bad audio. Hates all of them.
⚡ Keyboard shortcuts? Basically playing piano at this point.
🧃 Survives on caffeine, regrets, and “Can you just make it snappier?”
💬 Favorite phrase: “Where’s the high-res footage you said you’d send yesterday?”
🔥 Can make magic from footage shot in 480p on a potato.

#ExportFailIsReal #FrameByFrameLife

📸 Photographer aka
“Light Chaser & Angle Snob”

🌞 Shoots during golden hour only. Everything else is “trash light.”
📷 Owns 5 lenses, uses 1 — but will flex all of them.
🧍‍♂️ Says “just one more shot” — takes 57 more.
🧠 Sees the world in rule of thirds. Can't eat until food is properly lit.
💬 Favorite line: “Can you move 2 inches to the left? Trust me.”
👜 Bag weighs more than their emotional baggage (barely).
🖼️ Edits in silence. Cries when someone says “Can you Photoshop me thinner?”

#ShootRAWorDie #TheLightWasntRight

🧊 3D Artist aka
“Viewport Viking & Render God”

💻 Spends 6 hours modeling a screw no one will ever see.
🐌 Renders one frame — waits 3 years.
🧠 Blender, Maya, Cinema 4D... and trauma.
🎨 “It’s just a simple animation” = 900 keyframes and a broken spirit.
💬 Favorite line: “It looked fine in the viewport.”
🧃 Lives off Red Bull and tutorials that start with “Hey guys!”
🎥 Can simulate water, smoke, fire — but not client feedback.

#RenderQueueLife #CtrlZIsMyReligion

🎥 Videographer aka
“Walking Gimbal with Trust Issues”

🎒 Carries gear heavier than their emotional baggage.
🔋 Starts the day with 8 batteries — still runs out mid-shoot.
🧠 Thinks in B-roll. Sleeps with LUTs.
🗣️ “Can you repeat that? I wasn’t rolling.”
💬 Favorite phrase: “We’ll fix it in post” (no, we won’t).
👀 Crouches, climbs, and crab-walks — all for a 3-second shot.
🔥 Gets blamed when the lighting sucks… and the audio… and the script.

#OneMoreTakeLang #BatteryLowBrainLow

📸 Photographer aka
“ISO Warrior & Focus Whisperer”

👀 Sees dust on your lens from across the room.
⚙️ Will fight you over color grading like it’s a duel.
🛐 Worships natural light but still carries 3 strobes just in case.
📂 Has 10TB of photos, still says “I need more storage.”
🧍‍♀️ Can pose you, your dog, and your coffee cup in under 30 seconds.
📸 “Candid lang” — proceeds to direct your every move.
💬 Favorite phrase: “It’s not the gear, it’s the eye.” (While holding a ₱200k setup.)

#ShootEditRepeat #SanaAllWithGoodLighting

📸 Photographer aka
“Shutter Clicks, Zero Chicks”

😎 Brings camera everywhere — even to family lunch.
📷 “This lens cost more than my rent” — flexes it on flat lays.
👣 Will lie down in traffic for the angle.
💻 Has 1,200 photos from a 1-hour shoot — uses 3.
🧃 Edits in Lightroom, complains in real life.
💬 Favorite phrase: “Don’t move… wait… okay, now laugh like you mean it.”
📦 Gearhead level: Can’t afford vacation, but owns a drone he barely uses.

#LetMeJustAdjustThis #WalangBibigPagBlurred

🧱 3D Artist aka
“Ctrl+S Champion & Mesh Stress Survivor”

🧠 “Simple model” = 2 million vertices and an existential crisis.
🧊 Can sculpt a dragon, but forgets to save — every time.
🔄 Favorite hobby: crashing Blender right before the deadline.
🕳️ Lives in the Outliner. Sleeps in the Node Editor.
🎥 “That’s not a bug, it’s… creative lighting.”
💬 Favorite phrase: “The topology’s messed up but don’t worry.”
💀 One crash away from switching careers to barista.

#RenderTodayDieTomorrow #SubdivisionAddict

🎥 Videographer aka
“The Gear Hoarder & Shot Whisperer”

📸 Owns every lens except the one that would’ve actually fit the shoot.
🎒 Camera bag weighs more than their car.
💡 Will spend 3 hours lighting a shot that lasts 4 seconds.
🧠 Thinks in slo-mo and hyperlapse.
🔊 Will fight you over audio. “It’s all about the sound design.”
🎬 “Just one more take” — 20 takes later, still no good.
🛠️ Favorite phrase: “Can we stabilize that in post?” (Spoiler: Nope.)

#BatteryLifeStruggles #AlwaysRollingAlwaysRunning

🧊 3D Artist aka
“Master of Mesh & Destroyer of Deadlines”

🧠 Says "just tweaking the UVs" — disappears for 4 hours.
📦 PC sounds like it's about to launch a rocket… just rendering one donut.
🔗 Forgot to pack textures… again.
🎨 Makes hyper-realistic scenes — forgets to add lights.
💬 Favorite line: “It’s not lagging, it’s calculating.”
🎢 Rigs a character with 200 bones — forgets to parent one.
🛐 Sacrifices sleep to the Render Gods nightly.

#ViewportOverload #WhyIsThisFile80GB